Cardboard Muslim Astronauts for NASA Outreach Program
Critics
of the Obama Administration have repeatedly pointed out the absurdity
of tasking NASA with improving the self-image of Muslims through a
special outreach space exploration program. However, this idea is as old as Islam itself. Our oil companies have long been working for Muslims to extract their oil, which they couldn't find themselves. Hollywood studios are producing pro-Muslim, anti-American propaganda movies that Muslims couldn't film themselves. And Western politicians are surrendering to them their countries, which Muslims couldn't otherwise conquer. And so on. Giving them our spaceships is just one more stroke of a shovel in leveling the playing field for the Muslims.
This isn't as simple as it may look. While many Muslim enthusiasts are expected to volunteer for space flights, experts predict their lack of willingness to learn about landing procedures. Besides, a complete full-time training may not fit into NASA's recently downsized budget.
We've got a solution: USE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF MUSLIMS IN SPACE!
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Just as Reuters journalists once successfully used cardboard Flat Fatima to paint a dramatic picture of Arab suffering at the hands of Jews, cardboard astronauts can now be used to paint a picture of dramatic Islamic achievement in space at virtually no cost to American taxpayers.
This glorious concept was born on a recent thread
Asteroids: Why Do They Hate Us? Trying to envision
an Adopt-an-Asteroid outreach program for Muslims,
we created two model Middle Eastern astronauts, who
quickly developed a life of their own and jumped off
the page, leaving behind the discussion about a
rampant harassment of asteroids in national obser-
vatories, calls for gravitational equality, and special
needs of gay asteroids.
If
the goal here is not the scientific exploration but rather the creation
of feel-good emotions in far-away countries, what difference does it
make if the achievement is Photoshopped? In space, no one can hear you
scream "Allahu Akbar!"See examples below, along with two cutouts (transparent PNG images), which you can use to create your own examples of Muslim space exploration. Help out NASA and the US government in their benevolent mission and save on the cost of space travel!
Comrades, the Palestinian State has finally been established!.... on Mars:
I'm terrified that nobody will get this one, but I had to do it:
Here's a link if you don't get it.
I'm terrified that nobody will get this one, but I had to do it:
Here's a link if you don't get it.
Why stop with cardboard
We can get the MSM and TV involved as well to support the greater good.
Perhaps a remake of an old time favorite 'Lost in Space'
A modern adventure of a Muslim family on a spaceship named Freedom Flotilla 2.
The Characters:
The family includes Professor Hakim Robinson, his wife, Maureenshib, their children, Djohdee, Bayan, and Wa'il. They will be accompanied by their pilot, US Space Corp Major Dhakir West who is married to the two daughters of Professor Hakim Robinson.
The characters also include Dr. Zachary Smithsky, the Jew who slips aboard the spaceship in an attempt to sabotage it.
We are also provided with the fabulous creation of a robot by the name of Sorena. A robot designed to protect the family and ship. The robot is quite entertaining as he runs around flapping his arms and sayings such things as, "Allah Akbar"; "Jihad" and "Hope and Change".
We can get the MSM and TV involved as well to support the greater good.
Perhaps a remake of an old time favorite 'Lost in Space'
A modern adventure of a Muslim family on a spaceship named Freedom Flotilla 2.
The Characters:
The family includes Professor Hakim Robinson, his wife, Maureenshib, their children, Djohdee, Bayan, and Wa'il. They will be accompanied by their pilot, US Space Corp Major Dhakir West who is married to the two daughters of Professor Hakim Robinson.
The characters also include Dr. Zachary Smithsky, the Jew who slips aboard the spaceship in an attempt to sabotage it.
We are also provided with the fabulous creation of a robot by the name of Sorena. A robot designed to protect the family and ship. The robot is quite entertaining as he runs around flapping his arms and sayings such things as, "Allah Akbar"; "Jihad" and "Hope and Change".
And of course, Comrades, the Muslims insist on
ruling everything under the Moon and claiming all of History even before
their "peaceful prophet" was born, this was more than appropriate!
Oh, and I'm not finished yet....
NOW I'm done, Comrades!
NOW I'm done, Comrades!
Comrade Rock - this is a very appropriate image. The pole dancer, I assume, is Rima Fakih.
Miss USA Rima Fakih: Stripper Pole Champion!
Miss USA Rima Fakih: Stripper Pole Champion!
Quote:
Years
before she became the first Muslim-American to win the Miss USA crown,
Rima Fakih won another prestigious title - "Stripper 101" pole dancing
champion!
This got me thinking... and here's another constructive idea!
Yet another page in NASA Muslim outreach program wall calendar:
Trainees undergo rigorous training by NASA professionals, to prepare for any hard task that lies ahead.
Trainees undergo rigorous training by NASA professionals, to prepare for any hard task that lies ahead.
And another one: prepare for exciting space adventures!
To atone for our sins against Islam we could have
given Afghanistan a recently decom'd space shuttle to kick off their
space program.
Do we really want to give the keys to flying objects to these people?
Holy Wars are a nice touch. But didn't this Abbas Vader say "Barack! I am your father"?
I can't photoshop, but wouldn't these delightful puppet characters make great Muslim outreach mascots?
Muslim outreach program in France is going as scheduled...
Islamic progress in historic photographs... Getting sharper with every step...
